Randall can sometimes be found at
Science Fiction Conventions, Historical Re-Creation Events, and
Renaissance Faires across Arizona. Sometime's I'm just an
attendee.
I will be closing the PO Box in
June, 2024. Please use my new mailing address of 2320
West Seldon Lane, Phoenix, Arizona 85021.
This address is for mail deliveries only. I do not have a
bricks and mortar storefront and do all my face-to-face business
at public events.
Here's a free
pattern for you! -- Randwulf's Smartphone Pouch.
This is a simple belt pouch pattern sized for common smartphones,
but also good for carrying wallets, sunglasses, check covers, etc.
Formatted to just four letter-size pages so you can print it from
any printer, I am offering it as a free download under a Creative
Commons license. Download from my Patterns page and Sew! Let
me know what you can create! Randwulf's
Smartphone Pouch
?
MoiRandall's at the Two Rivers Renaissance Faire in Yuma,
Arizona a few years ago.
Learn how the tent cover was made at Get Medieval on Your Pop-Up.
Index and Site Map
Quick Points (answers to frequently asked
questions)
Placing Orders
Quality Guarantee
Making Copies
What I won't do
Protect Yourself Against Fraud
Quick Points (FAQ)
E-Mail me at randwhit@moirandalls.com.
E-mail is the most reliable way to make inquiries.
Write to me or send orders to 2320 West Seldon Lan,
Phoenix AZ 85021, USA
Write your check or money order to "Randall Whitlock."
I don't have the right bank accounts for credit cards or
online checks. These newfangled
smartphone banking thingies scare an old codger like me.
Expect your patterns or books about three weeks
after you mail your order.
Shipping by US Mail to US addresses is included
in the prices. I'll have to calculate shipping charges
for international orders. These may be substantial.
The Randwulf's line of sewing patterns is
available wholesale to qualified merchants and
nonprofits. Please inquire.
Prefer to do all online ordering? Some of
the Randwulf's patterns are available at Patterns
of Time. Patterns of Time also has a presence on
Amazon.com.
Communications
Please disregard the cynicism. It's meant tongue-in-cheek.
MoiRandall's
(a
sole-proprietorship registered with the Arizona Department
of Revenue and the City of Phoenix) is a "Doing Business As"
name for Randall Whitlock.
You
are dealing with a real person here, not a faceless
corporation. Business is done by the proprietor in his home,
not by an unidentified factory in some far-away place
without labor laws.
After much consideration, I have chosen no longer to publish
my telephone number. Hardly anyone was using it and almost
all the voicemails are robot spam. Please contact me by
e-mail via randwhit@moirandalls.com.
Placing Orders
Please
send written orders, inquiries and payments to my mailbox:
MOIRANDALL'S, 2320 WEST SELDON LANE, PHOENIX AZ 85021, USA.
Questions and requests for digital catalogs can be sent
e-mail via randwhit@moirandalls.com
Orders will not be shipped until payment is received (I've
been burned before).
Payment
All
prices are quoted in US dollars and payment must be in this
form of currency. Money Orders are best. Personal Checks are
okay. An acceptable personal check must be bank-imprinted
with the signer's legal name and an accurate mailing
address. Please write in your phone number and driver's
license number, just in case.
Believe it or not, someone once tried to pay with a check
bearing nothing but their "persona" name in a medieval
society! Persona names are fun, but they're not suitable for
business contracts.
Since
MoiRandall's is just my "doing business as" name (yes, a
persona name), checks and money orders should be written to
"Randall Whitlock".
Sending cash through the mail is not recommended. I assume
no responsibility.
I am not set up for credit cards, online checks, or
electronic transfer of funds. I've looked at several options
and they are more complicated than I wish to deal with. Gold
would be nice.
Some
of the Randwulf's publications are available from my friends
at Patterns
of Time. They are much better at the nuts and bolts of
e-commerce. Patterns of Time is an Amazon.com partner, so
you can search Amazon.com for "Moirandall" without the "s."
Shipping
USPS
shipping is included in the quoted prices for addresses
within the United States. For orders weighing less than 12
ounces I'll upgrade shipping to first class or Priority
Mail. For orders sent to Canada or Mexico, please add four
dollars per pattern or book to cover the extra postage.
Please ask for a quote on shipping charges if the order is
to be sent overseas. The bank fees get complicated.
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Wholesale
The
Randwulf's line of sewing patterns and books is available
wholesale at a substantial discount to qualified merchants
and nonprofit organizations. Please inquire. From wholesale
customers, I require a minimum order of ten or more
publications (any combination) and request verification of
the sales tax status of the organization.
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Quality Guarantee and
Limits of Liability
MoiRandall's
garments
are guaranteed against defects in material or workmanship.
Should a defect be found, please return the garment to me
for repair or refund within 90 days of purchase.
I am not responsible for after-the-sale damage to garments
that results from normal wear, accidents, improper care, or
improper cleaning by the customer. If you put satin or
velvet in a washing machine, it's your own problem. If you
wash bright colors in hot water or harsh detergent, you
get what you deserve. Guarantee is void if the
garment has been altered since I cannot speak for the
workmanship of others.
If
you have a paper or digital copy of the MoiRandall's
catalog, please make copies for your friends. I only ask
that the catalog be copied whole (with all copyright
information) and that you don't charge money above your copy
costs for the favor.
Individual illustrations from the MoiRandall's catalog and
web page may be reproduced only by authorized resellers of Randwulf's
patterns for use in their advertising. Contact me for clean,
higher-resolution copies of these images.
Except for the specific waivers described above, copyright
for the words and images in the MoiRandall's Catalog,
Patterns, and Web Pages belongs to Randall Whitlock or is
used by special permission of other publishers for the
resale of their products. This catalog is part of how the
Whitlock family makes its living and is not intended to be
anyone's clip-art gallery. Just because an image comes up in
a Google search does not mean it is in the public domain.
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There are some things that are outside of my skill set or go against my ethics. These include the following:
I do not maintain or sell a mailing list! You will not receive junk mail, advertising e-mail, or junk phone calls by doing business with me. Fie on those who sell mailing lists to spammers! On the downside, I'm not set up to automatically send out catalog updates or product announcements. Please keep checking this web site for changes.
All garments require time to make, especially if they are to be done correctly. I expect a reasonable amount of time to complete a project and will not accept short-deadline commissions. Stress is contagious. Don't give me yours.
I do not make media re-creations for sale. If you want a Star Trek uniform, Superman costume, or Queen Amidala's court gown, you will do better to go through the media company's authorized vendors. These companies have access to the special materials needed for these costumes. I will not deliberately jump someone else's copyright, patent, or trademark.
A part-time craftsman is no substitute for a good library. I can make suggestions, but you should expect to do your own research on historical clothing.
My skills are oriented toward basic sewing and pattern drafting. If you are looking for jewelry, armor, leatherwork, corsetry, props, makeup, or theatrical sculpture, please consult one of the other crafters listed on my links page or e-mail me for suggestions.
Protect yourself against Fraud.
I've been doing business online for more than 30 years now. High-tech con artists have developed many ways to take advantage of people and all of them have been tried on me at one time or another. Here are a few examples:
Viruses. For sick and twisted reasons I do not understand, some people have written programs designed to harm your computer and its files. These are sometimes called viruses, worms, or trojan horses. These are often sent as files attached to e-mails. I will not send you an e-mail with a file attachment unless you ask me to. Do not open a file attachment you were not expecting. Use virus-checking software to test every file before you open it.
Spoofing. This trick makes an e-mail appear to come from a different address. Spoofing is often used to spread viruses. Unfortunately, spammers spoof my domain name of "moirandalls.com." As of this writing, real e-mails from me do not bear the moirandalls.com domain name. If you receive a moirandalls.com e-mail, it is a fake. Do not open it.
Phishing.
These are scams which try to trick you into revealing
personal information, such as your bank account or credit
card numbers. Since I do not accept credit cards or online
payment, I have no reason to ask for this sort of
information. Do not give personal financial information to
someone you do not know.
419
Scams. These are insincere offers to buy wholesale. There
are many variations. Usually the scammer will tell me he
wants to buy my products if I ship them to a foreign country
and will accept credit cards. The offers are usually very
generic, with a message that does not address my company by
name or mention what kind of goods I sell. The 419 scam
message almost everyone has received involves a deposed
government/corporate official or his widow who wants to use
your bank account to smuggle money out of the country.
They're called "419" in honor of the portion of the Nigerian
penal code that makes these scams just as illegal there as
in the rest of the world.
Insincere
Link Exchanges. These are probably not really meant as
fraud, but can be astoundingly clueless. I receive several
e-mail requests every month to add a web site to my links
page in exchange for a back-link on the other page. Far too
many of these are obviously composed automatically from a
mailing list generated by someone who does not understand
the nature of my site. (High-tech sneakers and the latest
designer sunglasses are not really proper accessories for
the medieval/renaissance reenactor.) One common variation
involves someone pretending to be a teacher promoting their
young students' first web page writing project and promising
the class a pizza party. If you want a link for your
company, please address me by name and write out a message
that convinces me you've actually read some of the content
on MoiRandalls.com. Anything else will be spam-foldered.
Don't lie to me about the back-link already being in place.
Naturally, I do everything I can to protect myself from viruses and online fraud. I will not open an e-mail unless its subject line makes some kind of sense. I will not open a file attachment unless the body of the message explains what is in the file and why it is meant for me specifically. Most of the phishing scam messages I receive are very generic and fail to convince me the sender has any idea who I am. When you write me an e-mail, please take care in its composition. I won't read anything with a blank subject site or something hopelessly generic, like "Hello."
Greetings Page updated February 12, 2024. All individual
items for sale on these pages are current.